Far Cry 3: Galapagos Tortoise Murder

A few weeks ago, Jane posted a video of her playing Far Cry 3, titled The Only Animal I Can't Kill. In it, she showed the game's majestic Galapagos tortoises, who retreat into their shells when approached - something she found so adorable that she was unable to kill them.

Since then, the video has attracted a ton of comments from viewers who took the title as a challenge. Clearly, we were going about this tortoise thing entirely the wrong way, which is why we've made this follow-up video featuring your suggestions. Cue dubstep.