7 Achievements So Gross We Almost Didn't Unlock Them

Published 11 months ago by Andy Farrant

Grim pickings

Everyone loves unlocking achievements and trophies. Those little symbols popping up with their iconic sounds is where we derive, we estimate, 80 percent of our self worth. But sometimes the conditions required to unlock an achievement are so icky they've made us think twice about going for the gamerscore. Remember with us now: the achievements so gross they nearly put us off our gamerscore, and our lunch.

It's hard to beat the straightforward, everyday, plausible grossness of the South Park: The Stick of Truth achievement called “Made this for you” in which you have to, according to the description, “Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.”

As simple as it might sound, accomplishing this is a whole long, involved and super gross process. First you'll need to actually create the turd. There is a minigame for that, don't worry.

Then you'll need to find someone to battle, select the turd you've been carrying around with you in your pocket, presumably, and throw it at your enemy. As a gross-out bonus, they'll probably start vomiting as well.

Still, 15g! Right? We're just going to go wash our hands.

Previously on Outside Xbox: 9 Sarcastic Achievements That Made Us Feel Like an Idiot

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Andy Farrant
Andy is co-editor at Outside Xbox, enjoys difficult moral decisions and fights like a cow. You might remember him from such defunct Xbox video channels as Inside Xbox.

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