Archive - Hitman
It is Mike's turn to suffer the whims of Hitman Roulette, the Hitman random mission generator which demanded I not kill or incapacitate anyone but the targets in Paris, and Jane not use any disguises in Bangkok. Now, Mike must finish the Morocco-set mission A Gilded Cage with a new and strict set of rules.
It's Jane's turn to spin the Hitman roulette wheel this week, to generate a random challenge in what has proved to be one of our favourite games of 2016. How will Jane's famed adaptable play style fare against the uncaring, random Hitman roulette wheel? Join us to find out!
Join us for Hitman roulette as we spin the wheel to generate a random Hitman challenge for one of us to undertake. In episode one, I am the unlucky assassin charged with completing the Paris mission with a punishing set of criteria that would give even the most seasoned ICA agent pause for thought. Will I succeed? There's only one way to find out!
Hitman's 14th elusive target is Gabriel Santos, an angry celebrity chef known for yelling at people and hitting them with meat tenderisers. This is apparently enough to have him killed by a shadowy contract killing agency, but who will do the best job of assassinating Santos? The answer might surprise you. It did us!
Hitman's thirteenth elusive target is actually two people, ex-dictator Richard Ekwensi and his wife Inez Ekwensi. How will we cope with two separate elusive targets in Hitman's Thailand level's fancy Bangkok hotel? Watch and find out.
The final episode of Hitman's excellent first season takes place in the hyper-exclusive GAMA private hospital in Hokkaido, Japan, where an ICA turncoat and his shady lawyer need sending to the morgue. Join us for this Hitman gameplay in which we take out Erich Soders and Yuki Yamazaki in our own unique ways.
Hitman's 11th elusive target is "The Fixer": an attache named Xander Haverfoek at the Swedish consulate in Marrakesh, who is helping previous target Claus Hugo Strandberg transport conflict diamonds. We can't be having that, obviously, so Mike and I head to Morocco to fix the Fixer for good.
Picking up where we left off yesterday, part two of us playing Hitman's new Colorado mission sees us trying to assassinate Penelope Graves, a former Interpol agent-turned terrorist, and Ezra Berg, a retired Mossad interrogator who wears a creepy Michael Myers-style mask. He's not the only one who can do creepy dress-up, it turns out, when I find myself a sinister scarecrow disguise.
Hitman's fifth downloadable episode is Freedom Fighters, set in a militia camp on a remote farm in Colorado. This time we're tasked with assassinating four targets, each of whom holds an important position within the militia, and may be connected to the mysterious shadow client that we have been tracking throughout the series. Join us for part one of our Hitman Colorado playthrough as we take out Maya Parvati and Sean Rose in our own unique ways.
Hitman's 10th elusive target, currently skulking around the Palais de Walewska in Paris, is Nila Torvik, a pharmaceuticals scientist who Diana informs us has been conducting shady large-scale human tests in the third world. Well, the unverified claims of our unseen, mysterious handler are good enough for us. Let's go kill that pharmacist!
Next up on our list of Hitman elusive targets is The Black Hat. We have no idea going into this mission what he looks like, but we do know he has a penchant for orange jam (or marmalade, as we call it here in Britain) and that he's somewhere in Paris. Armed with that information and not much else, we embark upon our most challenging elusive target yet.
Hitman's newest level is set in Bangkok, Thailand, in and around the luxurious Himmapan Hotel. Our targets are Jordan Cross, heir to a media empire and lead singer of the band The Class, and his lawyer Ken Morgan, who helped him escape a murder charge. See each of us help Cross join Club 27 in this Hitman gameplay.
Please enjoy this video in which we play Hitman Summer Bonus Episode mission House Built on Sand, whacking Matthieu Mendola with a fortune teller's crystal ball and then his associate Kong Tuo-Kwang dressed in the same fortune teller's swaggerific genie outfit. Mike told us to.
Hitman's free Summer Bonus Episode includes mission The Icon: a hit on a movie director shooting and starring in an Iron Man ripoff, it looks like, in the Italian town of Sapienza. He's going to wish he hadn't asked for a real, bipedal flame-throwering robot on set.
Gary Busey is the latest Hitman Elusive Target, roaming Sapienza and saying weird things to women on balconies. In the following video We each have a single chance to assassinate the star of Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens.
Hitman Elusive Target 6 is The Twin: one of a pair of identical twins who are billionaires, inseparable and dressed exactly alike because twins. Mike is the stealthiest he has ever been in this attempt to assassinate target Dylan Narvaez but leave his twin brother Gonzales completely unmurdered. Discover three ways to play the mission in this Xbox One gameplay.
Hitman's fifth elusive target is Vito Duric, a Hague-indicted arms dealer who is now spending 72 quality hours in an underground parking garage in Marrakech, Morocco. The perfect opportunity for the three of us to do some running and gunning of our own.
Hitman's third elusive target is The Prince: a cardinal in line for popedom who is kicking at at the old church in Sapienza, Italy. We three hitmans try to kill the elusive target before he disappears forever in this Xbox One gameplay.
Set in Marrakesh, Morocco, A Gilded Cage is Hitman's third episodic mission, where Agent 47 is tasked with assassinating Swedish banker Claus Hugo Strandberg and military General Reza Zaydan. Discover how each of us kills Strandberg and Zaydan in this Hitman gameplay.
Hitman's second elusive target is Congressman Anthony L. Troutt, a future Presidential hopeful with past shady enough that someone wants him dead for it. There's a 48-hour window of opportunity to take him out while he visits Silvio Caruso in Sapienza, so nature's perfect weapon, Andy and Jane, head to Italy to get the job done.
Hitman's first elusive target is Sergei Larin, an art forger working out of the Palais de Walewska in Paris. His wife wants him dead and there's only a 48-hour window of opportunity to get the job done, so she's engaged the best assassins in the business to take him out: Jane and I. Wait, that can't be right.
Hitman's Escalation mode gives you new targets to assassinate with five levels of increasing difficulty. Escalation contract The Sigma Illusion in Sapienza, Italy adds in a variety of complicating factors, but the one constant across all five levels is that we have to murder chef Marcello Ray with a melee weapon. The Hitman producers aren't fans of his spaghetti either, we guess?
Set in Sapienza, Italy, World of Tomorrow is the second of Hitman's episodic missions. In it, Agent 47 needs to off both Silvio Caruso and Francesca De Santis, then destroy a virus that they have been working on which can be coded to a target's DNA. Discover how each of us sends Silvio and Francesca to join the choir invisible in this Xbox One gameplay.
Hitman's Escalation mode extends the lifespan of its levels by giving you new targets to assassinate with five levels of increasing difficulty. Escalation contract The Holmwood Disturbance also asks that we complete our hits while dressed as a vampire magician. Will anyone at a Parisian fashion party notice how ridiculously we're dressed? Watch and find out.
Show of the Week salutes Hitman: No Subtitle, in which you're given a sandbox full of people, disguises and inadequately secured light fittings so you can go around assassinating targets in whatever way you choose. There's no wrong way to do it, unless you are Mike.