7 Careless Caregivers Who Shouldn't Be Put in Charge of Kids, Probably
Looking after kids isn't easy, but it is possible. Millions of people manage it every day. So why do these videogame caregivers struggle so much? They've got the running, jumping and shooting down pat, but they can't stop a kid from running off and doing itself a mischief? Consider these designated guardians who think babysitting means sitting on a baby.
If you're searching for excuses for these lacklustre child-looker-afters, you could point to their misbehaving kids, such as in Heavy Rain, or perhaps the fact there's a zombie apocalypse going on, as in Resident Evil 2 or Amy. Really, though, these responsible adults are big enough and ugly enough that they should be able to take care of three and a half feet of youthful exuberance.
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